Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

by Pookster July 31, 2003

Poaster

Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).

Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster

by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021