Pootster

Pooh, Honey, Babe or any sort of name to say to someone you love.

What are you doing pootster?

by Youngboi97 November 29, 2021

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.

"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"

by Pookster July 31, 2003

poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005