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Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pookster 

A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.
"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"
Pookster by Pookster July 31, 2003

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused
student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"
poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster 

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.
"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005