pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

Potaters

The Redneck Way of Saying Potatoes. Rednecks as in Midwest and West Virginia.

Boy Betty, I sure do like them potater salads you just done did make over them there.

by Andrew Sinclair July 6, 2004

hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.

marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater

by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

Poonater

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

Potaters

Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"

"I love me some mashed potaters!"

by ProfessorMashedPotatoes May 15, 2018

pootter

Blonde hair, blue eyed, redneck! Usually will always drive a jacked up Chevy. Destined to be with a Tracey and have a Christian. When a Pootter cares about something he will show it in the craziest ways. Crazy possessive and obsessive but only cause he cares so deeply. Its hard to stay with Pootter but no one will ever love you like a Pootter. Also a Pootter will please you like no other.

Girl: Omg Becky look at the Pootter!! Boy: Yee-Yee!!!

by BeautifuDisaster January 19, 2017