poo·tas·tro·phe poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012
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When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
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A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
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by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
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ugh, I just sat in traffic for 3 hours because they're doing construction in the middle of rush hour. what a pigtastrophe!
by rational narcissist March 12, 2011
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by fanfreluche March 2, 2011
Get the pigtastrophe mug.Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
by MomaMis May 1, 2009
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