poosterbate
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
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plasterbate
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008
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pooperbate
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010
poopsturbate
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009
poopsturbate
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011
poopsterbate
To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005
posturbate
posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007
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