pootastrophy
A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
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pooptastrophe
when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
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pooptastrophe
Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009
pustastrophy
a situation where you must fight over girls at a party where males highly outnumber females. "similar to sausage fest"
pustastrophy by matt07golf April 20, 2009
pootastrophe
poo·tas·tro·phe poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012
Pietastrophy
Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.
A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.
Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.
Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.
Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.
Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.
Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004
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