pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

pooptastrophe 

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptastrophe 

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

pustastrophy 

a situation where you must fight over girls at a party where males highly outnumber females. "similar to sausage fest"

Last night was a total pustastrophy there were half as many girls as guys.

pustastrophy by matt07golf April 20, 2009

pootastrophe 

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004