Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

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poopanion

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

by Poopinator October 6, 2013

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pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

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The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

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Poopanoogen

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.

Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

by butt muffin mother of a fire August 11, 2010

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pooranoia

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.

**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.

by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011

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