pompanoodle 

When someone thinks they are perceived as intimidating or threatening but are to skinny or fat to take seriously.

Person one : why is that guy sagging his pants we go to catholic school
Person two : he’s such a pompanoodle

pompanoodle by Lucy Fersam March 28, 2024

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.

I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.

Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.

I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.

poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

Poopadoodle 

A poopadoodle is a word that is described to a person who as a poopish feel about them. They are usually a pretty person that you feel so jealous of them that you feel like poop. It can also be used as saying "OH POOPADOODLE" like saying oh crap! Many people have used this term to insult people who are being mean to them too.

OHH POOPADOODLE" " DAMMNNNN I FEEL LIKE SUCH A POOPADODDLE

Poopadoodle by JTTisAdino September 10, 2010

poopnoodle 

what do u think it is? its a poopnoodle you dumbshit, I just ate one. Honky Tonk Carrot ass Bitch

dude tyler sucks poopnoodle

poopnoodle by asswhore August 16, 2003