poolaroid

a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet

"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"

poolaroid by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022

polaroid 

The only medium used by the German artist Stefanie Schneider. Her work was the main reason that Florian Kaps bought the last Polaroid factory in Holland before it was demolished, creating 'impossible film'.

Polaroid photographs develop instantly without using a darkroom.

polaroid by Stefanie Schneider August 25, 2016

Polaroid Avoid 

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.

Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb

Polaroid Avoid by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010

Poopanoid 

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

Poopanoid by Pootastic October 15, 2010

double polaroid 

Male genital erection.

A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.

'No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid.'

double polaroid by Danny_G13 July 7, 2005

Polaroid Love

Jake Sim

He’s showing me polaroid love for sure. I am definitely going to simp for him.

Polaroid Love by Maneul January 24, 2022

polaroid 

Brand-name famous for instant film and cameras, whose popularity spanned from the 1960s through the 90s, until it was shadowed by digital photography.

After two rounds of chapter 11 bankruptcy, in 2009 Polaroid exited the film market, despite the niche market that still exists. Remaining packs of Polaroid film, including expired packs, fetch insane amounts of money on eBay.

In the meantime, the corpse of the Polaroid Corporation is being raped by Lady Gaga. The company re-entered the instant film market in 2010; although initially announced to be the return of 600 film, the end-result was really the Fujifilm Instax camera and film in drag.

Most older "pack film" cameras can still be used; they accept Fuji's FP-100C color, and/or FP-3000b black and white films.

New film for the "integral film" cameras has been re-invented and released by The Impossible Project, but is still under heavy-development.

Don't bother with Polaroid film that expired before 2004... either the chemicals will be dried-up, or the battery will be a dud.

polaroid by Self-destructing Chicken Bird March 5, 2011