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Poopadoodle 

A poopadoodle is a word that is described to a person who as a poopish feel about them. They are usually a pretty person that you feel so jealous of them that you feel like poop. It can also be used as saying "OH POOPADOODLE" like saying oh crap! Many people have used this term to insult people who are being mean to them too.
OHH POOPADOODLE" " DAMMNNNN I FEEL LIKE SUCH A POOPADODDLE
Poopadoodle by JTTisAdino September 10, 2010
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Purpadoodle 

(Pronunciation: Perp-uh-doo-dull) Noun. Elderly/old/ancient person; usually named "Barbara", "Ethel" or "Walter". Side effects: Arthritis, wrinkled balls, saggy tits, bad attitude. (Abbreviation: purp)
"I love my dear old grandpa, but I don't enjoy visiting him in the nursing home because I hate being surrounded by purpadoodles!"
Purpadoodle by Purpadoodle Barb February 9, 2010

porkadoodle

noun

A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.

Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.
John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.
porkadoodle by Imagineer G November 4, 2012

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.
I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.
Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.
I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.
poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010

poodoodle 

When you try to poo so hard it comes out your doodle instead.
Harry's got a brown patch on his shorts

Eww he poodoodled.
poodoodle by Poofan May 1, 2007

pooptydoodle 

involving the use of your butt, a sketch pad, and a laxative. make a wild guess.
I showed my pooptydoodle to my art proffesor and he lit it on fire out of disgust.
pooptydoodle by rysefin January 16, 2005
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