The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:
1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?
It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?
It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
by John Q Moron December 07, 2003
Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.
by Justin P. B. April 27, 2006
The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
by LayItOnYou March 17, 2007
Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify
Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!
I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify
Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!
I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late
by Disciple of Limecat December 11, 2004
The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
by LayItOnYou March 17, 2007
by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
by DjDrastik17 August 03, 2011