pronanoid

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Pornanoid

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

pronoid

someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular

Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.

by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004

Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.

That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!

by Tursiop June 5, 2013

pronoid

The belief that the world is conspiring for you; or, the opposite of paranoid.

Bob: Dude, this morning I found 10 bucks on the sidewalk, my classes got cancelled, and the milf that I hitchhiked home with made out with me. I'm beginning to get pronoid.

by benJAMin42 April 24, 2008