Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

Pooranoid

The uncanny feeling that someone is watching you whilst you're taking a shit.

'I swear to fuck that someone was giggling when i was laying that brick!'
'I'm sure you're just being pooranoid your holy eminence. '

by Affas44 July 7, 2019