Pooniti

A woman, or a woman's vagina. Typically used by Ribby The Party Frog himself.

Her pooniti was plowed more than the Corn Fields of Iowa.

by lawlwa March 19, 2022

Poopitis

an infection of the poop.

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis

by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

poonatic

A guy or girl addict to the "tang" or vagina.
(poon-a-tick)

Sally don't get involved with Jim he's a poonatic. He gets around.

by Rebeckletits December 25, 2007

poontiac

a large old american car with a huge back seat suited for having sex

I cruised the strip in my 2-door '67 POONTIAC Bonneville looking for some hot action.

by minimalsidefx April 1, 2007

poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Poonti

Greek/English slang for A man that calls another mans wife to tattle on him because he broke the 3 martini (POONTINI) rule at Gibsons.

Hey Zach, if you weren't such a little poonti you wouldnt have called my wife last night!

by Yiannaki June 22, 2018

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021