Poonti

Greek/English slang for A man that calls another mans wife to tattle on him because he broke the 3 martini (POONTINI) rule at Gibsons.

Hey Zach, if you weren't such a little poonti you wouldnt have called my wife last night!

by Yiannaki June 22, 2018

pooftie

Fictional characters that are cute and soft. "Poofti" is referred as the respective fictional world they live in.

"this character is so cute, it's such a pooftie!"
"I wish I could live in this poofti world, so I could be cute and pooftie too."

by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Poonis Woonis

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

by TheWenisManWithALargePenis June 30, 2011

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019

Pontillin

When you’re heavy chillin.

Me n the boys were soooooo pontillin.

by JonoKay March 24, 2019