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A word newly used within the glasgow community to describe the population who dont understand basic slang of the Scottish nature.
ye dinnie ken whit were oan about ya pontie
pontie by Glasgae January 27, 2008
A beer you are still holding (and didn't drop) after passing out drunk the night before. It is usually finished upon realization of such a feat.
Finish that pontier
pontier by 1624 March 5, 2010

ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018

Ponified 

When hair has been styled into the form of a ponytail.
I saw John the other day, and nearly threw up.
Why?
He's ponified his hair!
Ponified by TheOne23 April 8, 2007
erect nipples visible underneath the fabric of a blouse/sweater/sweatshirt/bullet proof vest, etc.
Oh man, I'm not going outside Hilary's pointies are on full alert, it must be freezing.
pointies by MrVids March 3, 2008

Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about her radical views on second amendment remidies for gun play against people that vote against them, Nevada Republican Senate canidate Sharon Angle is "Digging Her Panities Out of Her Ass" to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty she actuallty as is.