Poogitive 

Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':

This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.

Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)

Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)

Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)

There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.

Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)

Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.

* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'

Poogitive by L-Stop January 13, 2011

something positive 

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.

www.somethingpositive.net check it out.

something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

positive spiritual energy 

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

positive spiritual energy by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

positive mental energy 

The Atheist term for positive spiritual energy.

Positive mental energy produces attributes such as Love, Peace and Happiness.

positive mental energy by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

HIV positive 

An HIV positive diagnosis is given to a person who is infected with HIV or Human Immunodeficiency Virus. HIV is a terrible infection that often leads to AIDS.

HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.

Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.

Gay men are the population most affected by infections and diseases like HIV, Syphilis, and anal cancer. Because of this, more gay men die of sexual transmitted diseases (STDs) than any other group. Many gay men are HIV positive. Those are the simple facts.

HIV positive by Give me the facts. January 19, 2020

Mustard Shot Positive 

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

Mustard Shot Positive by MKLynch June 5, 2011

pumpkin positive 

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.

"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"

pumpkin positive by IanXDaws January 12, 2009