poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Poopitis

an infection of the poop.

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis

by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

Stinkus Poonitus

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.

I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!

by RonCoyote July 28, 2011

Pooniti

A woman, or a woman's vagina. Typically used by Ribby The Party Frog himself.

Her pooniti was plowed more than the Corn Fields of Iowa.

by lawlwa March 19, 2022

Poojitis

A disease that is gotten by talking too much. It is highly contagious among preppy 8th grade girls.

She TOTALLY has Poojitis!

by Grim1Tuesday2 February 14, 2009

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015