poobin

a childish word usually used by teenagers to cover up a word with they normally could not say to their parents. This word is very effective while engaging in a fight with your parents. Therefore, saying the word is perfectly adequate because. while you are still saying something rude to your parents, it sounds more polite and childish, so they do not take it as an offense. Another word that is great for covering up a word such a fucker, bitch, slut, asshole, ect.

Mom: " I want you to stay home tonight and watch your three younger brothers."
Girl:"Your such a poobin!"(in mind calling her a fat slutty bitch)

by wewalkthelake January 5, 2010

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

poobiscuit

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.

guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is

by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Poogin' around

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011