Poo-Tat
When you’re spooning your girl and your leg is on her ass, she farts so hard that it leaves a brown spot on your leg!
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Poo Tattoo
A trendy, very played out, graphic design inked on the small of a woman's back just above her ass crack. In most cases they are tribal designs.
Also, used as a targeting or guidance system when the backdoor matadore moves in on his prey.
Also, used as a targeting or guidance system when the backdoor matadore moves in on his prey.
1. When Jamie bent over Matt totally scoped her poo tattoo.
2. Though the lights were low MAtt was able to once again become the backdoor matadore with the assistance of Jamie's poo tattoo.
2. Though the lights were low MAtt was able to once again become the backdoor matadore with the assistance of Jamie's poo tattoo.
Poo Tattoo by French Toast May 5, 2005
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Mr. Pootato Head
A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
mashed pootatoes
Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
pootato
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
pootato by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011