Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

Poopatorium

The Toilet.

Can I come to your house, my poopatorium is broken and I really need to crap.

by ShrewMeister94 August 17, 2008

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011