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To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.
Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.
Pootata by mhuk January 16, 2017
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Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.
Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.
Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019
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poontata 

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.
"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD
poontata by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

pootytang 

after having sex with a hoe...the strong smell of pootytang is in the air
pootytang by EricaGeist April 14, 2003

pootstania 

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana
"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."
pootstania by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006
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