pootato 

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pootato 

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

pootato by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

Pootato 

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

Pootato by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Pootato 

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

Pootato by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

Pootato 

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

Pootato by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

Idahoan Pootato 

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

Idahoan Pootato by Gryaskov January 10, 2021