Polter Diddle 

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

Polter Diddle by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

Diddle the pooter by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

diddle the pooter by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

Polterdiddle 

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

Polterdiddle by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

diddly-pouter 

The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.

"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."

diddly-pouter by Ominous Silence March 15, 2013

diddling my pooter 

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

diddling my pooter by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008