Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009