Poster

Really hott chicks that just sit at parties, and do nothing but look hot, talk shit, text, dance for five seconds, and do absolutely nothing with guys. Compared to a poster, because just like a poster, you can only look at their inutile beauty.

Damn, look at dat poster over there doin' nuttin but postin'.

Look at dat poster sitting on another poster like a post-it note.

Man, you see that fine ass bitch over there sitting with her friends doing nothing but texting, ignoring guys, and gossiping. Yeah, don't talk to her she's a poster.

by Sonnybun April 25, 2010

Poster

another form of the word cool; to approve of

I just saw that movie and it was totally poster

by jboev April 12, 2007

Poster

(n.) A hipster-poser. Someone who claims to be a hipster, but doesn't fully commit to the conventions associated with it. i.e. liking music before it was popular, rejecting social norms, drinking coffee from Starbucks, etc.

"Look at that poster, shopping at Old Navy. He used to be cool, man." *drags on cigarette*

by PrimitiveMan June 22, 2011

Poster

I.e. cool, mega cool, excellent

"I would love to goto see ACDC live man".

"Me too, that would be poster!"

by Romeo October 21, 2004

posterize

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.

"Wow that guy just got posterized!"

by j-la August 23, 2003

Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

by Emeasoba George May 03, 2018

poster

A phrase usually stated during a basketball game in which one player embarasses another player by either vigorously blocking his/her shot or emphatically dunking over someone

(after somebody dunks over Kwame Brown)
Marv Albert: And (insert player name) puts Kwame Brown on the poster.

or simply

(in a mournful voice)
(player name)...........welcome to the poster

by Russell Baker May 27, 2008