Diddle

Verb. To fuck

"I'd diddle her."
"Dude who the fuck uses that word what the fuck why am I friends with you?"

by Zehn Fjire Tjie August 30, 2016

Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

Diddle

It's what jared foggle did, to put it in short terms, it means to molest someone

Dude my uncle diddled me yesterday

by Theshitmiester February 21, 2017

Diddle

A gathering of people named Dylan.

"Man, there sure are a lot of people here."

"Yeah, it's a diddle convention; Dylans as far as they eye can see."

by Milisaracine July 18, 2020

Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.

Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.

by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018

Diddle

The act of tapping on ones naked butt cheeks with both index fingers in a rhythmic manner as if playing the drums.

Man, Steve really impressed me with his diddle skills last night. My butt cheeks are so tender this morning.

by Mattchew1984 January 27, 2011

Diddle

v. To slack off, or spend too much time on small tasks.

Hey! Lusre! I don't want to sit around and watch you diddle!

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 26, 2009