Skip to main content

Pokevation 

The urge to go find small woodland creatures on a cell phone but not motivated enough to look for a Job
Theat person has some pokevation you can tell but not doing there chores.
Pokevation by Underground_0 July 16, 2016
Words you can keep

Povenation 

When a work friend decides sucking up to management is more important then friendship.
"Did you hear about, so and so?" "Yeah, she's a complete povenation".
Povenation by meowmeow1 May 25, 2010

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.
Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

pokeathon 

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.
Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"
pokeathon by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Pokebating 

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.
Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.
Pokebating by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

Popecation 

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.
1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.
Popecation by Gr0dan November 4, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next