Pokevation

The urge to go find small woodland creatures on a cell phone but not motivated enough to look for a Job

Theat person has some pokevation you can tell but not doing there chores.

by Underground_0 July 16, 2016

Povenation

When a work friend decides sucking up to management is more important then friendship.

"Did you hear about, so and so?" "Yeah, she's a complete povenation".

by meowmeow1 May 25, 2010

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.

Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009

pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

pokemotions

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.

Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!

by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Pokebating

The act of masturbating, or pleasing thy self, while playing any hand held Pokemon game, or watching any of the movies.

Ricky practices pokebating at least seven times a day, to keep himself in mental stability.

by PokemonTrainerA November 2, 2010

Popecation

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.

1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.

by Gr0dan November 4, 2015