Robot 

A frequent member of the ROBOT9000 community. Typically a NEET or a failed normie. He lacks real-life social skills and communicates with other robots through posting feels and variations of an animated frog. Robots are usually miserable about being lonely and tfw no gf which can lead them to become suicidal. They are generally hostile to those they perceive to be normies and redditors invading and stealing from their community. Robots hate chad with all their being.

Why can't you normies leave us robots alone?

When threatened, robots scream REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Robot by wojak May 30, 2015

robot 

scariest fucking thing on earth.

have you ever been to Chuck E. Cheese and looked behind the curtain?

robot by Ralius August 3, 2005

robot 

The term 'robot' in recent cultural contexts in the USA, and presumably other nations, seems to refer to people who appear to mindlessly follow various sets of rules. This definition has been extended to specific sub-cultures and particularly, corporate cultures.
The extension of this definition has come to include anyone following the rule-sets of their learned behavior, but in particular, those people who mimic their cultural memes while unaware of their imitative, example-dependent tendencies.
There is a social movement to objectify people with the term robot to reduce or deny their human characteristics, but this movement is also a projection of the observers' own robotic qualities which the observers are either unaware of or are attempting to deny.
This extended definition for 'robot' can go so far that it includes all people, because all people learn their behavior from other people and cultures whom they have chosen to mimic, either consciously or non-consciously.
People described as 'robots' appear to have free will, however all of a robot's options have been pre-programmed by their cultural contexts and social dependencies, regardless of whether they choose conformative, moderate, or rebellious modes of self-expressions.
You ARE a robot, but so what? So is everyone else...

dis mesag was progrmd by an alien artifishul inteligenz... njoy!

A robot behaves reactively, according to its internalized resolution of instruction sets programmed by its social and cultural matrices.

robot by greg.gourdian August 5, 2015

Robot 

One who conforms to all of the rules, regulations, and expectations of society. They have none of their own thoughts but rather a form of "artifical intelligence" or "A.I." that involves them believing that they have their own ideas and set of morals, but they were actually imposed or "programmed" in them by society.

Hey dude check that robot.
Yeah that dude is lame to the highest extent.
There is no way I am gonna ever be a Robot, conforming like that asshole.

Robot by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008

robot 

1: A mechanical apperatus designed to do the work of a man.
2: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.

Marvin: I think you aught to know I'm feeling very depressed.

robot by k00ld00d321 April 18, 2005

Robot 

A socially awkward male virgin outcast who post on the 4chan board /r9k/.

I am a robot.

Robot by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh November 13, 2020

robot 

Dance move that makes you appear like a robot or unhuman. Makes it seem like your legs and arms are made with screws and your powered by electricity.

*performs the robot*

robot by Mazoo November 4, 2004