A frequent member of the ROBOT9000 community. Typically a NEET or a failed normie. He lacks real-life social skills and communicates with other robots through posting feels and variations of an animated frog. Robots are usually miserable about being lonely and tfw no gf which can lead them to become suicidal. They are generally hostile to those they perceive to be normies and redditors invading and stealing from their community. Robots hate chad with all their being.
by wojak May 28, 2015
One who conforms to all of the rules, regulations, and expectations of society. They have none of their own thoughts but rather a form of "artifical intelligence" or "A.I." that involves them believing that they have their own ideas and set of morals, but they were actually imposed or "programmed" in them by society.
Hey dude check that robot.
Yeah that dude is lame to the highest extent.
There is no way I am gonna ever be a Robot, conforming like that asshole.
Yeah that dude is lame to the highest extent.
There is no way I am gonna ever be a Robot, conforming like that asshole.
by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 11, 2008
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh November 14, 2020
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 06, 2020
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh November 14, 2020
Any being that has adapted to Greek Life at a College institution by abandoning all moral values and unique personality traits in exchange for robot friends. Almost without exception, all robots dress and act the same, and share strikingly similar itunes libraries. Robots can often be spotted roaming the streets during wednesday, friday and saturday nights, trying to find other robot friends to twist their nobs.
An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.
Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
An easy test to locate a robot out of a group of humans is to play any version of Party in the USA by Myley Cyrus and notice which "humans" are dancing to the beat. Singing Lil Wayne is another strong indicator of robot characteristics although it can sometimes be a momentary lapse of judgment for humans.
Every year Robots attempt to recruit humans to join their army, and every year the human population decreases, because once they successfully program your robot capabilities, your past human traits disappear.
Common Robot Expressions:
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
"I love how much my sperrys match my lacoste polo" -Robot
"Pi Phi OR DIE" -Robot
"I had so much fun at the Maroon 5 concert last night!" - Robot
by manbearpenguin November 15, 2009