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prebating 

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.
Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.
prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

pocketbating 

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating
Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating
I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!
Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping
man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.
Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.
poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008