chores

A word used to disguise the act of masturbation while online.
hey dude brb i gotta do some chores
by mike fizzle February 20, 2005
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chores

what that your woman better be doing right now.
what the fuck, woman? did i say you could stop cleaning?!?? you better get back to your chores before i backhand you, bitch!
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chores

a shitty ass habit only practiced by white familes or "wanna be white" families.
white:yo what kinds of chores do you do around your house? I do lots!

non white: shut up bitch i dont do chores, thats why we have moms for...dumbass
by deathinhaler May 05, 2009
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chores

aye man, sorry I can't come my moms making me do chores.
by coolgirl2456 January 30, 2016
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Chored

Colloquial British term for the act of stealing or having stolen an item of interest. The term depicts the action of theft used in informal conversation, typically amongst youths. Originating in Scottish high schools the term has widely become used throughout England and is now recognised in most of the United Kingdom however the word does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary and would be considered 'slang terminology'.
Example 1. (In description)

The boys had chored enough merchandise from the shop that it was forced to close for the day.

Example 2. (In conversation)

Boy 1: "I've never seen that before, did you chore it?"

Boy 2: "Aye, I chored it from the school".
by ASRock May 27, 2010
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Chored

To steal or rob from somewhere or someone
you chored that from his house didnt you
by jamie451 June 03, 2008
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Chores

A routinely task that usually spends much of a person's time and patience. Things most people hate doing but have no other choice. Only lazy people, people who live like pigs and exaggeratingly controlling men that abuse their wives and sit around doing nothing but drink beer do not do chores.
I hate doing chores. That's why I'm married.
by shulltheantisocial June 27, 2010
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