Oh for fucks sake that poxy MIKE WILLIAMS has poked (Williamsed) me again the shameless pokemeister.
I daren't click the home tab on facebook for fear i may have been Williamsed.
I daren't click the home tab on facebook for fear i may have been Williamsed.
by Paul Johnston December 4, 2007
Get the Pokemeister mug.Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
by holyjoe September 22, 2011
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I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014
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To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
by unrefin3d April 24, 2010
Get the Pokemaster mug.the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009
Get the Poonmeister Chang mug.Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.
by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004
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