Pookmeister

Name for someone who is extremely cute. They often have perfectly beautiful eyes, an infectious smile and the most warming laugh you’ll ever hear. Normally these people are called a fittingly cute name such as Amber and make their partner fall madly in love just by being them.

Wow, pookmeister, you’re hella cute.

by Tmptrapp March 21, 2026

Prookmeister

That friend you have that is constantly farting

Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "

Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"

Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"

by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021

Pofmeister

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).

"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".

by holyjoe September 22, 2011

Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

pornmeister

Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.

Man, you gotta check out my buddy's adult collection, he's ThePornmeister

by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004

Kookmeister

Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.

OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!

by spanky-word/letter-maker May 5, 2020

poonmeisterchang

No strings attached sex, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..

lets have some poonmeisterchang

thats poonin chang meister

by reynoldsman June 7, 2009