Ponymeister

Someone that takes multiple trips to the toilet during the day for a dump and takes great pride in the amount of times they go.

My friend goes to the toilet 2 or 3 times a day and tells me he needs a pony, when he comes back he is really pleased with himself and looks forward to his next visit. To be a {ponymeister} you must be a frequent toilet visitor and share your pony stories with friends with pride.

by DaveySmith October 9, 2016

Pofmeister

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).

"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".

by holyjoe September 22, 2011

Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.

'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

pornmeister

Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.

Man, you gotta check out my buddy's adult collection, he's ThePornmeister

by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004

poonmeisterchang

No strings attached sex, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..

lets have some poonmeisterchang

thats poonin chang meister

by reynoldsman June 7, 2009

poopmeister

not a nice person, loser, someone who smells bad

john is a poopmeister

by poopiedoopie February 22, 2007

poopymeister

An insult for someone who isn't being the big epic.

*Guy does something*

Eli: oh my God you're such an idiot

Cali: shut up Eli you're a poopymeister

Eli: no, you're a poopymeister

Cali: okay poopymeister

Eli: whatever poopymeister

by I want to die, please kill me November 2, 2019