Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
by holyjoe September 22, 2011
Get the Pofmeister mug.the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
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Get the hofmeister mug.Someone who continuously reads scientific and mathematical articles on Wikipedia in an effort to learn the derivations or proofs behind equations and concepts from high school science and math courses. Other symptoms include obnoxiously disrupting the class to ask teachers to show proofs or derivations (e.g. the derivation of Newton's Second Law) but rarely getting a response. The student may even email Michio Kaku to resolve a physics debate between two students in the class.
Student: Please show me the proof for the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Part II.
Teacher: No, you proofmeister!
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Student: How do you derive K=1/2mv^2?
Teacher performs proof.
Student: So now can you derive U = 1/2kx^2?
Teacher: No.
Teacher: No, you proofmeister!
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Student: How do you derive K=1/2mv^2?
Teacher performs proof.
Student: So now can you derive U = 1/2kx^2?
Teacher: No.
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