Plinktard

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.

White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard

by FactsFTW November 4, 2011

Plinkadonkies

When your pubes looks like donkey-shaped buttholes and they are so long you can almost play the banjo with them.

Omg that girls plinkadonkies is so long i could almost take a chord with it!

by Siginutcutter October 15, 2021

Plunkard

A person who is not real, but they will not admit it.

Guy: Dude, you aren't real man.
Plunkard: What? I'm real..

by Plunkard April 7, 2008

pricktard

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

by Miranda H January 1, 2009

punktarded

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.

Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.

by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

Palintard

A person who believes Sarah Palin would make a good president.

Bob is a total Palintard.

by Dickerstein December 14, 2010

paintard

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

by mavdav June 29, 2016