paintard

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

by mavdav June 29, 2016

Palintard

A person who believes Sarah Palin would make a good president.

Bob is a total Palintard.

by Dickerstein December 14, 2010

Pantard

A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.

Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.

by Thatguypointingatthatguy July 10, 2015

pantard

Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'

Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!

by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

Palintarded

One who thinks the Earth is flat, Climate Change isnt real, Obama is a Muslim, Jesus hates Gays, incestuous rape is Gods will, and FOX really is Fair and Balanced tm.

I think my stepdad is Palintarded he keeps buying guns and taking about Kenyan Socialism

by GHM327 August 4, 2011

Pintard

1. Someone who lives their life by way of Pinterest.

2. Someone who constantly shares useless DIY crap or crappy recipes on Pinterest.

“Karen, quit sending me your crappy recipes! Nothing on Pinterest is real! Your such a Pintard!”

by Karen is sharen May 19, 2020

pintard

noun:

1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.

1. Dude stop farting! You are such a freaking pintard.

by onewaydsp October 23, 2010