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One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.
Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.
by mavdav June 29, 2016
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