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paintard 

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.
Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.
paintard by mavdav June 29, 2016
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Palintard 

A person who believes Sarah Palin would make a good president.
Bob is a total Palintard.
Palintard by Dickerstein December 14, 2010
A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.
Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.
Someone stupid in every type of intelligence. A combination of the Greek word 'pan' meaning 'all' and the word 'tard'
Hey, pantard, you spilled your mountain dew all over me!
pantard by Gabriel Malone December 28, 2007

Palintarded 

One who thinks the Earth is flat, Climate Change isnt real, Obama is a Muslim, Jesus hates Gays, incestuous rape is Gods will, and FOX really is Fair and Balanced tm.
I think my stepdad is Palintarded he keeps buying guns and taking about Kenyan Socialism
Palintarded by GHM327 August 4, 2011
1. Someone who lives their life by way of Pinterest.

2. Someone who constantly shares useless DIY crap or crappy recipes on Pinterest.
“Karen, quit sending me your crappy recipes! Nothing on Pinterest is real! Your such a Pintard!”
Pintard by Karen is sharen May 19, 2020
noun:

1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.
1. Dude stop farting! You are such a freaking pintard.
pintard by onewaydsp October 23, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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