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Planktard

Planktard is a person that looks like a deformed blob fish
She looks like a planktard every day.
by hfbriyebf May 8, 2018
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Planktard

A person that looks like a deformed blobfish
She looks like a planktard today
by Aya42068 March 1, 2018
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Planturday

Best day of the week when you dedicate your time for caring the plants and absorbing the beauty of nature.
Hey, Its planturday today, I'm going to be busy nurturing the indoor plants.
by EchoDeadSpace August 10, 2020
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planetary wind

Planetary wind is a stupid fucking earth science term that you will never use in life
by Ryan Kick May 7, 2018
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Rochester Planetarium

A place where stoner's go in January on Saturday nights to get baked and see a Laser-light show consisting of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, or The Beatles.
Adam, Ryan, and Jun, always go to the Rochester Planetarium every weekend in January to watch the laserlight show while HIGH.
by lakshmi234423 January 9, 2009
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Negative Planetariums

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.
by bladzes October 4, 2009
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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
by YAWA May 17, 2019
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