punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.

Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.

punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

phucktarded 

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004

puntarded 

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

puntarded by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Punktard 

Punktard: A Punk person who acts like a dumbass.

John, quit acting like a punktard.

Punktard by Mr.Punk January 24, 2015

punktard 

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.

You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!

punktard by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005

phucktarded 

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015