blinktard
I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!
blinktard by seananigans July 7, 2008
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blocktard
A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018
bonktard
A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic
bonktard by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021
blibtard
blacktard
A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).
A blacktard is a retarded black person
A blacktard is a retarded black person
blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008
blingtard
Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.
This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
Blindtard
"Look at that blindtard over there"
Blindtard by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012
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