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When one shits on their hand and smears it on the bathroom wall.
Tits McGee pinkarded on the school bathroom wall
pinkard by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011
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a big family compressed of hise and pinkard
hey look its the pinkard family

Kevin Pinkard 

He is an amazing friend he is really outgoing. He has a nice smile and a really big dick.
Kevin Pinkard - NOOOO REALYYYYYYYYYY
Kevin Pinkard by anonymous December 1, 2020
someone who is skinny, not strong, who doesn't lift. (Adjective)
Wow that kid Chris Kraemer is so pinnard he can't pick up a pencil
pinnard by SRVHS March 28, 2016

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Pinkerdoodle 

1. A finger up the ass
2. Playing with the asshole
3. Sexual pleasure for freaks
Let's go pinkerdoodle in the back of yur car Jim!
Ok Stan...
Pinkerdoodle by SlowMo420 July 12, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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