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Politard 

A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.
We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.
Politard by Brudogg September 18, 2010
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Palinkad.
To be completely drunk, not able to stand, to be spewing from all orifices
The lads went to Budapest and got totally Palinkad in a ruin bar.
Some poor Joe ran to the toilet and puked as he shit himself , man he was totally Palinkad .
We went out for one or two drinks but ended up staying out all night and getting Palinkad !
Drunk blind drunk shitfaced wasted alcohol
Palinkad by Caoimhinoco August 24, 2016

politard 

One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.
quoteFUCK BUSH/KERY AND ALL HIS REPUGNICAN/LABIARAL CRONIES!!!!!!!!111one/quote

politard.
politard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

paleotard 

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.
Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.
paleotard by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Politard 

A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.
Holy shit Bono is a politard... he must have seen something about that world issue on pimp my ride.
Politard by cstew December 28, 2005
A word to instult/provoke pakistani people (mostly arabs). Combination of "pakistan" and "retard"
That pakitard stole my YouTube video again!
Pakitard by UknownRussian August 17, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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