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pinktard 

when your penis is very pink
Kinky: that's very pinktard
pinktard by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017
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punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.
Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.
punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009
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A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.
“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”
Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Punktard 

Punktard: A Punk person who acts like a dumbass.
John, quit acting like a punktard.
Punktard by Mr.Punk January 24, 2015

Plinktard 

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.
White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard
Plinktard by FactsFTW November 4, 2011

punktard 

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.
You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!
punktard by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005

pingtard 

AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
pingtard by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011
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