Plaining

The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.

Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”

Plaining by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024

Woman-Plaining 

The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.

Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.

Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.

The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.

The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.

Woman-Plaining by Jacksonackson May 29, 2019

Fem-plaining 

The tendency of radical feminists to complain about patriarchy, mistreatment, or any number of ridiculous and easily disproven topics.

You don't want to talk to Becky, since enrolling in gender studies her fem-plaining hasn't stopped.

Fem-plaining by Kettlebell 78 May 12, 2018

Aqua plaining 

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

Aqua plaining by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

doom-s’plaining

When experts explain why everyone needs to worry about something.

Dr. Fauci was on the news doom-s’plaining was by we need to be vigilant about Covid.

The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.

doom-s’plaining by Kris Marie February 15, 2021

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

planningly 

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

planningly by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005