plaiting

Chilling in a known local place from 5pm till late

Yo abdi, you plaiting ?

by Roadmanshaquille April 17, 2017

planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Platting fog

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

by hteb78 November 10, 2012

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

P plating

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

by mysize180 June 3, 2016

Woman-Plaining

The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.

Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.

Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.

The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.

The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.

by Jacksonackson May 29, 2019