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Texas

Bashed too harsh, we are not cowboys,racist,redneck or religious extremists. We’re normal people alright!

If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this
Texas is one of the best states, and we’re not cowboys
by Дecca July 3, 2018
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Midwest

A place where weather has no rules
The midwest is colder than Moscow today
and hotter then phoenix tomorrow
by Дecca January 29, 2019
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Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.
Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
by Дecca December 31, 2020
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Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.
Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...
by Дecca March 17, 2021
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antinatalist

An evolutionary dead end.

Antinatalist believe having children is immoral and thus will not have children.
Antinatalist are often depressed and thus believe all lives suffer like they do so its immoral to have a baby.
by Дecca December 18, 2023
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what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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