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Pigney Spears 

A fat, washed up pop singer from Louisiana, Britney Spears, aka, Pigney Spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and Venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage to K-Fed.

Most recently known for going bat shit crazy, shaving off her hair, gaining 50 pounds, losing custody of her kids, failing career, showing off her gross vagina in public, yelling out "mah pussy is hanging out" in concert. She knows how to keep it classy.

Call Christina "Floptina" all you want, but at least she isn't a train wreck like Pigney. she never lost custody of her son.
We went to see Pigney Spears in concert and all she did as stand there and lip sync!

Pigney Spears has the skin of a 46 year old woman

Pigney Spears is bat shit insane
Pigney Spears by xtina420 May 2, 2010
The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
A wild pig-like creature that features eyebrows with a constant expression of anger.
Since I was only paying attention to the psylogs present in the room, a plethora of pigners scurried about my feet, trying to get my attention.
pigner by 'tavi November 12, 2003
White people who fuck their cousins and love masturbating to their moms
He was caught Masturbating to his mom, what a pigner
Pigner by IGoByCynkoy October 28, 2019

pizznesia 

The inability to recall how good a pizza restaurant is compared to others you have tried - even if you've been there multiple times.
I dunno about Lucio's, I'm pretty sure their dough is the worst, or was that Luigis? I have total pizznesia.
pizznesia by Pikminja September 25, 2023
Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.
Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!
Pizoned by Cable330 February 28, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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