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Papa's pizzeria 

Best game 100000000000000000000000/10
Imma play papa's pizzeria

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
It's a place to get pizza for people who are incompetent of making their own.
Kid: Dad, can we have pizza tonight for dinner?
Dad: We'll have to order from the pizzeria.
Pizzeria by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

Mark's Pizzeria 

DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Mark's Pizzeria by Apoolo May 28, 2021

Pizzanesia 

When you go on a bender, and in the morning find out that there's no left-over pizza in the fridge, but have no recollection of eating any of it!
Nothing better than cold pizza to cure a hangover, unfortunately I must have a bad case of Pizzanesia 'cus there's none left!
Pizzanesia by nottomwaits September 7, 2012

Old School Pizzeria 

Located at 108 Franklin St NE in Olympia, WA; it is by far the best pizza found in Washington State. Not only does the pizza rock your socks off, the walls are covered in old poster's from the 70's and 80's including, but not limited to, star wars, madonna, magic johnson, duran duran, kiss and the pizza eating champion from a few years ago. They play wicked music and have a small arcade located in the back. The bathrooms are terrifying but the drinks are refillable, which makes up for it IMO. The cashier is usually a trendy hippie/indie with strange tattoos and outlandish clothes. The dudes making pizza are all insanely good looking indie kids with rad hair. Two slices of pepperoni and a medium soda FTW!!!!!!!!!
(Not to mention the stellar super hero mural on the side of the building.)
Tom: Man... I'm really hungry. I wish there was a funktastic eatery in or around my current location of Olympia.
George: BROSKIE!! OLD SCHOOL PIZZERIA FO RIZZLE!!!
Tom: You are so right.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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