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used just like fucking shit

when somebody is pissing you off
can be used as pizgec, pisgec, pisgets
John - history teacher gave us 3 tests today
Mike - that's pizgets
pizgets by justinka May 6, 2020
Words you can keep
The last word in Russian pilot's communication when plane is seconds to crash.
CAP: Descending to 600 course 360 Aeroflot 821
F/O: Take it take it
CAP: What do you mean fucking take it
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
CAP: I can't do it either
(Bank angle, Bank angle)
F/O: Other way other directions
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
F/O: Fucking hell
CAP: Well
F/O: What the Fuck are we doing?
(Bank angle,Bank angle)
ATC: 821 contact tower approach 127.1
F/O: Fuck!
CAP: Pizdets!
SOUND OF IMPACT
END OF RECORDING
pizdets by dildo777 November 26, 2021
Related Words
1. Describes a kaput situation, one at which fubar is nothing compared to how the situation really is. Can also describe situations of otter stupidity expressed by someone, as well as an obviously bad mental state.

2. Derived from the russian word "pizda", which means the female reproductive organ (i.e. "pussy"), this word can refer to a really big and/or good one.
1. That dude just threw that stuff up, and it fell down on his head with a huge chunk of the ceiling, cracking his skull in two. Pizdets.

2. - She has a huuuuuuge pizdets down there!
- Can we both fit in..?
pizdets by ChronoDog October 20, 2004
Pronounced as pizdæts, russian - Пиздец, alt. pisets, pizdos, pezdos, pezdets, short form - pdzc pzdts.
A swear word in russian which is commonly used with the word blyat, the definition depends largely on the context in which it is uttered, be it a situation where someone crashes into your car or you see someone get hurt, but it can also be used in a neutral situation, when, for example, something hilarious suddenly happens and you cannot hold in the excitement. It can be used to express almost anything, from grief and anger, to exhilaration and amazement. In this way, it's alike to words "Blyat" and polish "Kurwa", because of it's versatility. Generally speaking, this word is a russian synonym of "Holy shit!" or "For fuck's sake!". If you hear it being pronounced in a calm and non-exclamatory manner, it's probably just a filler word with no particular meaning.
1. Guy 1: Blyat, dude, watch out! We're about to go downhill! Slow down, for fuck's sake!!!
Guz 2: I can't, blyat! The brakes have failed!!!
Guy 1: PIZDETS! *car rolls over and crashes*

2. Blyat, have you seen that!? This dude just shat on the floor, this is pizdets!

3. Guy 1: *does something really stupid*
Guy 2: Pizdets, you are such a retard...

4. When local people see a black person in a small town:
Girl: Look, this guy's skin is black!
Guy: Pizdets, it's a Negr!
Pizdets by xth3d May 27, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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