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South San Diego Country slang for a Filipino person. It's foundation comes from the "taking" sounds of their native Tagalog.
"Did you see those 3 taks in the Apple store the other day? They wanted to send an iPhone back to Manila
by taktakrevenge October 22, 2009
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1. A test administered by the state: Texas Assesment of Knowledge and Skils
2. A really really GAY ASS TEST
I took TAKS for the third time already!
by BIG V! January 05, 2005
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The TAKS test (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills) is a standardized test for the state of Texas. This test provides yet another reason why Texas is one of the worst states you can reside in.

Every year starting from...probably third grade or so, (I actually can't remember nor do I care) we are forced to take this testing packet every spring that was made by hackjobs. The reason it's so corrupt is that it perverts the true meaning of a test. ALL year, the curriculum is soiled with TAKS preparation activities, replacing meaningful projects and lessons pertaining to life, money, and what have you. Not only do students hate it, but teachers blame the downfall of education itself for the Lone Star State on the TAKS.

It's just a vicious cycle. Are we getting increasingly stupid, or is the TAKS just getting easier? The dang test is just for recognition. I think they make it easier for Texas to look better. (How freaking egotistical.)
BUT, with that being said, students around me are still getting scores on the TAKS so low that I want to slap them in the face.

So, let's recap. TAKS is fermenting the fruit of our minds with re-taught crap we learned from sixth grade so that Texas can get education recognition and grants, but students (MOSTLY in High School, trust me. I don't know if it's this insipid "gangstuh" fad that causes minds to retrogress into a turd-like state or the space-time continuum depending on the old teenage correlation with rebellion/coolness and being stupid.) still get low 70's on it. Don't you see the deadly circle of stupidity? If not, well, read up on it some more.

I don't think the test is "GHEY."
I think it's SATANIC.
The TAKS test needs to go. Take this from an educated freshman.
by DeaSemana March 27, 2009
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1. (็‰น) Means "special" or "distinguished" in Cantonese.

2. The name of the most beautiful and special girl on the planet.
That girl is so Tak.
No girl can hold a candle to Tak.
by bruins72 October 18, 2014
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A wonderful character from the show Invader Zim. Only appeared in one episode. But loved by all.She was a very angry character. She was Irken, she had purple eyes and Zim ruined her life.
Note: Even though Tak only has one episode she is often paired up with both Zim and Dib or Gaz.
by Irken Invader Tak February 09, 2007
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To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole
Dude, today I will tak you on the course.
by takker February 27, 2015
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